Here's a Class of things worth saying in Public:
There's a Method to this madness:
Try to understand where I'm coming from.
There is a Catch: All views expressed on any topic are always my own personal opinions, not that of my employer or anyone else.
/* for that matter, my views may not even permanently reflect my own opinions, because I might change my mind based on new evidence or arguments or just further pondering about any topic! */
Another Catch: Also, I am not a lawyer and nothing I say should be construed as legal advice.
Another Catch: so, sometimes a comment might sound mean. Sorry. I either didn't mean that, or did briefly mean it but will regret it later :) don't take me too seriously, we are just people shooting the shit on the net...
Finally: if reading my comments caused you to take Exception to them in any other manner, I would like to catch it, log it, rollback the current transaction, and proceed like nothin ever happened.
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Or we can rewrap that jawn as unchecked if that's how you wanna play it